Speaking Easy - What. The. Actual. Fuck.

(By Melody Werner)

Dear internet,

Fuck you.

No, really. When I google "Megan Thee Stallion trans" to see if she's supportive of the wonderful community of trans folks (she is, unlike a number of her contemporaries; e.g. Lil Uzi Vert), I should not be seeing Reddit telling me how a """"fan"""" sexually assaulted her to figure the answer to if she's "allegedly trans" or not. Guess what? You have no right to do THAT under any circumstances, and if someone is in the closet YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO OUT THEM. And just a fucking PS to all of the dumbfucks who may still be questioning this: you little racist creatures. Everyone else fucking knows why this tinfoil-hatted conspiracy exists. Seriously, y'all, these creeps aren't clever. They see a beautiful black woman who makes their shriveled micropenises hard for the first time since their girlfriend broke up with them for being a lil too obsessed with Rose Tico, and immediately assume that the reason for this erection must be that she is a man attempting to deceive them.

Fucking hell. "Transgender" and "accusation" are two words that ought to never coexist together. Trans folks are not out there, scheming of ways in which to deceive these malformed shitfuckers. And even if Meg was trans, who fucking cares? She'd still be a woman, and dehumanizing her by calling her an "it" (which some people are cool flying with as personal pronouns for themselves and which should be respected when they do, but is more often thrown onto trans peeps as an unsubtle transphobic dig) is wretched behavior. And, here's the truth these transphobic worms will wail and squirm most at--there's no shame in being attracted to a trans person. Meg isn't, but I for one have been attracted to trans folks of any gender. In fact, I think anyone who's attracted to women but somehow isn't into Kim Petras is pretty damn sus. Trans people are awesome and, as long as you're not treating them like a fetish (*cough, cough* the skeevy chasers at CD Projekt Red), be attracted and quit being a chud. Like, imagine~ being so weak that you'll try to make excuses for being attracted to someone.