AUTUMN review - The best season

(Reviewed by Melody Werner)
Autumn is a season earthlings experience on their homeworld. It is the third season of the year, following Spring and Summer. Being an earthling, I have naturally experienced it myself. Being a Floridian, we don't get much Autumn--but when we do, it is the only decent weather we get here.


Autumn is a truly iconic season. The falling leaves, winds a-blowing. It has the only good aesthetics of any season, compared to Spring's gaudy floral explosions and Winter's barren wastelands of snow. Does Summer even have an aesthetic beyond boiling? I don't think so. Autumn further trounces its contemporaries by having actually kinda pleasant weather. Relaxing gusts of tranquil wind beat the ubiquity in the constantly oppressive heat one sees in other seasons. When 360 days in the average year see us oscillating between the upper 90°'s, those 5 days of Autumn are a breath of fresh air that I only wish there was more of.


I am in passionate love with Autumn, or as the heathens call it, "Fall." No other seasons even come close to its splendor, which is why all the dogshit ones won't get reviews. There is nothing of interest to say of them. Autumn, on the contrary, has lots I could gush about. If only it lasted longer... Autumn gets a 10/10.

Unparalleled

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